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Hurry, hurry, hurry, folks.
A trip through Chinatown for only 50 cents.

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Watch your step, lady. Watch your step.

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The bus leaves right away.
Just a few seats left.

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Sorry, folks, all filled. Catch the next trip.

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[ALL SPEAKING IN CHINESE]

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ANNOUNCER [ON SPEAKER]:
<i>Attention, please.</i>

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<i>A free eye test</i>
<i>through the courtesy of Dr. I.C. Spots.</i>

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<i>If you can read this, you are average.</i>

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<i>If you can read this,</i>
<i>you are above average.</i>

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<i>If you can read this, you are exceptional.</i>

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<i>If you can read this...</i>

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<i>... you are Chinese.</i>

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[ALL HUMMING "MY WILD IRISH ROSE"]

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ALL [SINGING]:
<i>My high-polished nose</i>

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<i>It glows and glows and glows</i>

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<i>If you got a cold, the best remedy sold</i>

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<i>Is Dinkleheimer's Squeak-Stop</i>-
<i>Soothing-Syrup-Anti-Nose Blows</i>

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ALL:
<i>Oh, my high-polished nose</i>

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- <i>It sparkles and gleams at night</i>
ALL: <i>It glows, it glows, it glows</i>

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<i>It flickers and beams so bright</i>

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[SINGING GIBBERISH]

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- <i>All done</i>
ALL: <i>What a life with my high-polished nose</i>

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SINGING:
<i>Even though you're only make-believing</i>

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<i>Laugh, clown, laugh</i>

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[CHUCKLES]

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<i>Even though something inside is grieving</i>

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[CHUCKLING]
<i>Laugh, clown, laugh</i>

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<i>Don't let your heart grow too mellow</i>
<i>No, no</i>

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<i>Just be a real, real Punchinello</i>

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[LAUGHING]
<i>A Punchinello, fellow</i>

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<i>You're suppose to brighten up</i>
<i>Brighten up the joint</i>

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<i>Laugh, clown, laugh</i>

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<i>Paint a lot of smiles around your face</i>
<i>Laugh, laugh, clown</i>

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<i>Don't frown</i>
<i>No, sir, j</i>... <i>Just be a vessel of jubi</i>...

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[LAUGHS]

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<i>Be a pagliaccio</i>

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[GUFFAWING]
<i>Oh, laugh, laugh, clown</i>

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[LAUGHING]

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[VAUDEVILLIAN MUSIC PLAYING]

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[UPBEAT LATIN MUSIC PLAYING]

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